年底散步防暴手册

到年底了,治安不好,出门注意:

1.如一定要携带单肩笔记本电脑包,请在背包正面写上“同城速递”;
2.如需携带中型手提旅行袋,请写上“管道疏通”;
3.如需携带大型拉杆行李箱,请写上“专业保洁”;
4.如需携带大量纸箱,请写上“商务快餐”;
5.钱包要写“消毒面纸”;
6.胸前MP3上裹上一层纸,上书“速效救心丸”;
7.身上如携带更贵重的东西,最好抱个小鸡,写上“小心禽流感”;
8.如果是大袋值钱的,请用黑色晒图纸袋子包裹,且写上:“XX公司施工图纸建筑结构水电各10套”;
9.如携美女同行请在其脑门上贴一“人妖”。

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